VICI in ŠALE

Začel/a Gox, Februar 08, 2007, 12:59:40 POPOLDNE

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gregor

#690
Marec 11, 2023, 08:30:59 POPOLDNE
Ni treba filmskih scen, je lahk brez problema tud dva-tri dni razlike med enim in drugim, če se časovno glih prav pokrije.
Evasion 2.1TD 1999
Fiat Ulysse 1.9TD 1995, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1999, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1998 Avtodom
Zelena Xantia Berline 1.9TD
Lada Niva 2.4D
2x Nissan Patrol Y61
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visar

#691
Marec 31, 2023, 11:19:04 DOPOLDNE
Ker vidim da je ta del kar malo zanemarjen... evo par AI hecov (so v ang.)

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed.

I laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

AI will never take away my job.
Only an idiot would do my job.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there's a God.

They finally finish & ask the question.

AI replies: "There is now, mfs!!"
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Lovro

#692
Marec 31, 2023, 11:26:15 DOPOLDNE Zadnjič urejano: Marec 31, 2023, 11:29:45 DOPOLDNE od Lovro
Citat od: visar;283893My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed.

I laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

Tale je top. :emot15::emot77:
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#693
April 05, 2023, 12:53:26 POPOLDNE Zadnjič urejano: April 05, 2023, 12:57:24 POPOLDNE od Lovro
BEFORE    /    NEVER
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#694
Maj 08, 2023, 02:44:18 POPOLDNE Zadnjič urejano: Maj 08, 2023, 02:46:49 POPOLDNE od Lovro
...
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#695
Maj 08, 2023, 02:47:28 POPOLDNE
Kresničke so že tu.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#696
Maj 09, 2023, 02:29:50 POPOLDNE
Še en.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#697
Maj 11, 2023, 09:09:19 DOPOLDNE
Še dva.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#698
Maj 12, 2023, 08:31:25 DOPOLDNE
Še tole je bilo na zalogi.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

visar

#699
Maj 12, 2023, 09:24:41 DOPOLDNE
za ekonomiste :-)
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Lovro

#700
Julij 17, 2023, 12:30:32 POPOLDNE
Avtomobilske.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

Lovro

#701
Julij 17, 2023, 12:31:21 POPOLDNE
Avtomobilski heci.
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

gregor

#702
Julij 17, 2023, 02:37:12 POPOLDNE Zadnjič urejano: Julij 17, 2023, 02:39:29 POPOLDNE od gregor
Èe nebi videl  štrika, bi mislil da avtovleka čaka ko mrhovinar.
Evasion 2.1TD 1999
Fiat Ulysse 1.9TD 1995, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1999, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1998 Avtodom
Zelena Xantia Berline 1.9TD
Lada Niva 2.4D
2x Nissan Patrol Y61
Naprodaj veliko rabljenih delov za Xantio

Lovro

#703
Julij 17, 2023, 02:59:43 POPOLDNE
:emot15::emot77:
Lp. Lovro

Dosedanja vsakdanja citroenova vozila:
Citroen (Cimos) BX 16TRS Mk1; 1986 (1994-1996),  Citroen BX 15RE Mk2; 1988 (2004-2005), Citroen Xantia 1.8i 16V VSX; 2000 (2005-2012), Citroen C5 III 2.0HDI Confort; 2009 (2011-2016)

Citroenovi starodobniki:
Citroen (Cimos) 2CV6; 1975 (1999-2009), Citroen DS19M; 1965 (2009-2015), Citroen ID20; 1971 (2016-2020), Citroen TA 11B; 1953 (2021...)

gregor

#704
Julij 17, 2023, 03:40:44 POPOLDNE
Kolegu je nevem a v turčiji al v grčiji (pač nekje na poti iz Irana) kar nekaj kilometrov sledila vleka,  v upanju na biznis. Avtovlekarja čist razumem, avto je kazal zadnje izdihljaje, na tej poti porabil okoli 50 litov motornega olja, kolega je po delavnicah nabiral odpadno olje, da se je privlekel domov. :-)
Evasion 2.1TD 1999
Fiat Ulysse 1.9TD 1995, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1999, Fiat Scudo 1.9TD 1998 Avtodom
Zelena Xantia Berline 1.9TD
Lada Niva 2.4D
2x Nissan Patrol Y61
Naprodaj veliko rabljenih delov za Xantio
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